Funny facts about Men!!

• Men are nature's portable snoring heaters in winter. They tend to have higher body temperature than that of women.
• If a man says "I’ll call you," and if he doesn’t, he did not forget, he did not lose your number, he did not die, he just did not want to call you.
• Stanford University conducted a study, according to which, other factors being equal, men are as much as 50 percent more proficient than women in solving complicated problems.
• Marrying a divorced man, you are being ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
• Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. they can learn in private; in public they have to know!
• Men are funnier and more sensitive than women. About the sensitive thing, if he has built a fire and the last piece of wood does not burn, he gets offended!
• Men who are married tend to have a longer life expectancy than those who are single. But they are the ones who are more willing to die (wink).
• Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
• Men laugh louder, longer and more frequently than women!